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Nhung Pham Ms. Dube
Oi, I need better sex drive!
Shark Finning is an act of removing fins from shark and throw away their body back into the ocean. They used the fins to make shark fin soup, which is a widely popular dish in Asia. Well apparently it is considered a rich people food and how it is so high class and fancy like. Since when the rich ever settle on something and stay put rather than jumping around like frogs looking for a delicious fly. So why not try shark fins? I heard it’s freaking delicious and better than that, it enhances your sex drive too. Now you can be both rich and active in sex, hooray!!! It’s like killing two birds with one stone. More than that you also kill millions of shark each year, isn’t that good? Since they’re so dangerous and they attack us. We’re like protecting the humanity by doing this. And also we don’t care that we’re damaging the stability of the eco system because we’re already damaging it by dumping our own filth into the ocean. And you know that those pollutions that we dumped cause high level of toxins in fishes? So we will be choking on mercury poisoning in those shark fins and eventually retardation comes, we’re not even talking about sex drive here. I mean we can totally cut our arms cut off and being left there in the ocean while bleeding to death just for the better for someone else’ sex drive. So it’s all good!